so last week when i got a call from casting to be in Grown Ups 2, i naturally assumed they were calling to cast me as salma hayek's hand double. i meaaan, they did want 25 year old BEAUTIFUL hispanic hands, so, obvs, i had a good shot at this.
the good news: i won't have to uproot my entire family and move to hollywood to be salma's hand model for the next decade or so.
bad news: i didn't get a chance to ask salma for my body back.
{bitch totes stole my body}
on another positive note - my chances of winding up like this creepster lady have been drastically reduced.
i did however get to experience a day in the glorious life of a movie extra, specifically as 'street atmosphere'. and i'm not gonna lie, i totes nailed it. i walked down the street with the best of 'em.
i'll spare you all of the gory deets of my 14 hour and 12 minute stint but i'll share just a couple of highlights . . .
at the arrival at base camp at 6:30 am
{cue the 'hooray for hollywood'. . . }
a few of us were told our outfits weren't "walmart" enough and had to head to the wardrobe trailer.
and here i am in extras holding. there was dry wall and folding chairs, and a lot of my really enthusiastic 'co-stars'. {they were actually really great, all things considered}
holla!
forreals tho, i did get to meet a lot of fun peeps AND i was in a movie scene with kevin james, adam sandler, chris rock, shaq attack, and david spade. which was really fun. {not allowed to post pics from that part. womp womp.}
and it was quite the departure from my "normal" life. but normal life seems pretty good today. observation : i think being in show biz might be exhausting and not so worth it unless you get paid a bazillion dollahs. {or at least enough to cover the cost of the sitter. doh!}
it was fun while it lasted.
hey salma, i guess you can borrow my body until august but i'm going to have to get it back before you leave.
i was spoiled rotten last weekend and about 50,000 calories later, i'm excited to report back.
{altho if you aren't into food - or interested in a play by play of my life in general - this might be a really boring post. like, uber- boring. i just re-read it and i was really bored and it was about me.}
anyhoot, kicked off the weekend with one of the top ten dining experiences of my lifetime.
craigie on main did not disappoint in any way shape or form. enjoyed every last bite of the delectable 8 course tasting menu. {and accompanying libations. OBVS.}
if i had to choose a fave it would be the bourbon pecan ice cream tart with bacon chocolate crust and mexican chocolate. yup, that totes happened to my mouth and i wor-shipped.
Eat out and feel at home! Chef Tony Maws - winner of the James Beard Award for Best Chef, Northeast - combines French-inspired “nose -to-tail refined rusticity” with ”no exceptions” local, seasonal, & organic or natural ingredients. Enjoy the bar (Food & Wine’s ”Top 100 in US”), ”Our Sunday Best Brunch”, and Tasting Menus …Thanks to GQ for naming us #2 (!) in 10 Best New US Restaurants, Food Network for “Best Breakfast in MA”, Boston Magazine for 2010 “Best Bigtime Chef” and Boston Globe for one of ”The 10 Most Influential Restaurants” of the decade. We are the third most popular restaurant in Boston, says Zagat and one of the Top 100 Wine Restaurants in the US, says Wine Enthusiast!
so who knew summer would be so exhausting? i seriously had no intention of instituting summer hours when i signed off last thursday . . .but the the lack of school/sched/and general time-management skillz is totes forcing me into it.
also the never-ending birthday love! which i am NOT complaining about. {obvs.}
got to celebrate with some of my fave hot mamas on saturday . . .
how lovely are these ladies? heart them.
they even surprised me with a cake!
best. friends. evah.
and my fab fam and lobstah on sunday {the actual}.
and the celebration continues tonight with a joint partay for my fellow gemini/sister-in-law/bestie LC and I. holla!
i have a sneaking suspicion one million bottles of rose might be consumed {shhhhhh. . . can you hear it?}, so let's just go ahead and say there's a strong possibility i won't be posting tomorrow.
today is a bittersweet day. i find myself almost as emo as i was when i wrote this post almost 10 months ago.
in september, i told my girls to put on their awesome pants and they did. . . over diapers.
a lot has changed . . . {thank the Lord the diapers part has!}
i feel like i dropped off babies to the fabulous miss jen, miss pam, and miss sophie at seaside nursery school and today i'm picking up little people.
i almost wanted to keep this one to myself. it's pretty much my fave thing evah. the shell yeah! necklace is not only puntastic and adorbs - it's totes useful! it's a freaking bottle opener. genius.
{the biggest secret of all is that it's lilly. lills really gains some street cred with this one}
those of you who know me know one of my fave expressions is 'hells yeah' {as a joke. obvs} and that i love to drink.
so do i die over these?
shells yeah, i do!
one of my heroes, dana small, carries these at her amaze shoppe, matilda's, in stuart, florida. {see previous matilda's post here} i checked in with dana and these are available for purchase via phone orders. {48 dollah plus shipping}
there's a solid chance the oil based paint fumes will cause me to act more brain dead than i already do, so forgive me if posts are sporadic this week and stay tuned for some before & afters.
my new baby {the runner!} gets installed next week.
so i posted a pic of looloo covered in stickers yesterday on FB and it got more 'likes' than the announcement of the birth of my children, so i figured i'd share on the blog.
i didn't share this pic, however. these are the pee stains i found on my beloved chaise lounge. i think it's loo's quiet rebellion against being consistently 'decorated' by c & p. womp womp.