monday fun{ny} day : globes aftermath

there's nothing too funny about today, as i am very tired and have serious january monday blues. 

 seems we got the big girl beds set up just in time for play-off season as i bunked with C after horseface gave an unprecedented pats celebratory performance last night.  i might talk to him again by march.  

and phoebe broke the TV during sgt. brody's acceptance speech.

globes = bust. 

thank gawd the ash was here to keep my loffing through it all.

amy & tina kept me smiling, too.

best line of the night:

"This presenter is so handsome, he makes a young George Clooney look like garbage. Please welcome, a middle-aged George Clooney." (Fey and Poehler)

so true.  

facts of life clooney . . .

 has got nothin' on this guy.

obvs.

worst line of the night:

every word out of jodie foster's mouth.

now for 

the fashions

{was zoe on strike last night?}

the select few that nailed it:

alba

olivia munn

hayden

julianne hough

kristen bell {plus 1}

eva {usually black isn't my fave but she rocked it}

on the fence:

kerry washington

lucy liu

the hair is all wrong but the dress - love-love or not so much?  can't decide. . .

boring but gorge:

jen

connie

claire gets props because her baby is still wet.  she like gave birth in the limo on the way to the globes and she looks like this.

{and extra points for being amazebalz on homeland}

sophia

epic. FAIL.

halle

giuliana

seriously tho WHY this color?  i can't. . .

cannot end on that note because hoot likes happy things not browntown dresses.  so i'll congratulate ben for argo.  totes deserved the win on that one.

{see the complete list of winners here}

and just a final shout out to BC.

i forgive you. . .

now please, please, come whisk me away from this:

I RESOLVE. . .

to be a better blogger!

i'm both shocked and embarrassed that i have not posted since november.  i meeaaaan, that's a lil ridic.  i have 101 excuses but i also resolve to stop making excuses . . . hmmm . . . so i guess i'll just start back up again and hope you'll forgive me?  pretty please with veuve on top?

via damsel in dior

the good news is that i have lots of fun things to share.  so much so that i don't even know where to begin {sigh}

how about the last 24 hours and then i'll work backwards?

first of all, santa brought me a new TV for my bedroom.  i saw an oprah once {God i miss that woman} that said there should be a NO TV in the bedroom rule. another friend {let's call her 'heater'} casually mentioned she didn't have one because it would mean the demise of her marriage.  so as CBC just hooked up 42 inches of marital doom, i realize that i'm okay with it.  i hope we are strong enough to make it through this new addition in our lives, but if not, i'm keeping the tv {and george.  obvs.} TV is pretty much the only thing i love more than . . . well, everything, including the horseface himself. {kidding. . . sort of}

okay, in another surprising turn of events, i attended my first patriots game yesterday!  it was about 46 degrees below zero and glorious.  i drank a thousand coors lights and officially feel foul as we enter 2013.  i resolve to do something about that, too.

so very very much more to share but i think i need a nap.  and the 42 inches of impending divorce is calling my name.

and then i need to rally for tonight.  i'm a little behind the 8 ball and there is more food & booze on the horizon.  obvs.  just what lil hoot needs.  i'm wearing this number.  and my hair pretty much looks like the model's right now so we're all set there.

oh, and i simply canNOT go another second without publicly thanking ms. meredith nelson photography, white loft studio, and the mostest fabulous friend and graphic designer evah, miss lucinda of chocolate creative design.  all these lovelies helped me create a pretty darn good Christmas card this year.  some of you are aware that i am in an intense Christmas card competition . . .  with myself.  i usually win.  ha!  {btw, i'm so glad i'm still hilare after my hiatus}

okay, so i'll send pics of the actual factual card later but here are the images we used.

can you even stand it?  this 'emergency' photo shoot with confetti was well worth the clean up.  i love these images with all of my heart for so many reasons.  not the least of which is that they will forever remind me of how lucky i am to have a friend like meredith, who despite me being a high-maint pain in the ass, miraculously still likes me.  oh, meredith, these bring me such joy, sweet lady.  you are amazing.  xoxoxo

oh and whaaattttt??  hello, my fave pup pictures EVAH.  when you see the rest of this gloriousness from miss heidi of white loft studio you just might die.  i want you all to make it to 2013 so i'll hold the rest back until then.  because i mean it, you'll DIE.  i have heart palpitations every time i look at them.

i am so darn lucky to have these talented ladies in my life.  they inspire me so and make my heart happy {so corny. . . so true}

miss lu also helped me with my fave christmas gift i've ever given.  ahhhhh, cannot wait to share with you!  i think tomorrow is the day as i can't think of a better way to kick off the new year of blogging.

happy happy happy new year to you all.  so sorry again for falling off the grid. 

i have missed you so and you'll be sick of me in no time.

and i leave you with this, because as previously mentioned, i heart oprah.