monday fun{ny} day : globes aftermath

there's nothing too funny about today, as i am very tired and have serious january monday blues. 

 seems we got the big girl beds set up just in time for play-off season as i bunked with C after horseface gave an unprecedented pats celebratory performance last night.  i might talk to him again by march.  

and phoebe broke the TV during sgt. brody's acceptance speech.

globes = bust. 

thank gawd the ash was here to keep my loffing through it all.

amy & tina kept me smiling, too.

best line of the night:

"This presenter is so handsome, he makes a young George Clooney look like garbage. Please welcome, a middle-aged George Clooney." (Fey and Poehler)

so true.  

facts of life clooney . . .

 has got nothin' on this guy.

obvs.

worst line of the night:

every word out of jodie foster's mouth.

now for 

the fashions

{was zoe on strike last night?}

the select few that nailed it:

alba

olivia munn

hayden

julianne hough

kristen bell {plus 1}

eva {usually black isn't my fave but she rocked it}

on the fence:

kerry washington

lucy liu

the hair is all wrong but the dress - love-love or not so much?  can't decide. . .

boring but gorge:

jen

connie

claire gets props because her baby is still wet.  she like gave birth in the limo on the way to the globes and she looks like this.

{and extra points for being amazebalz on homeland}

sophia

epic. FAIL.

halle

giuliana

seriously tho WHY this color?  i can't. . .

cannot end on that note because hoot likes happy things not browntown dresses.  so i'll congratulate ben for argo.  totes deserved the win on that one.

{see the complete list of winners here}

and just a final shout out to BC.

i forgive you. . .

now please, please, come whisk me away from this:

frenchie friday: miss looloo

we tried to have loo sit up straight for her portrait but she just wasn't having it.  and well, this is just a much more accurate depiction of the little pork chop.

worship.

glorious image by white loft studio.

post "call" contenders

as previously mentioned, i'm getting prepared for when bradley needs a date for the globes on sunday.  will have to act fast.  zoe probably won't be able to squeeze me in so i'm just going to have to buy online.  obvs.

i'm predicting a lot of emerald green, as it's already been proclaimed 2013's "it" color.   and being a newbie on the red carpet, i don't want to step on any toes {literally and figuratively} so i'm going to avoid.

matthew williamson pleated silk-chiffon gown

matthew williamson coral

 love love both of these first two options.

oscar de la renta

too much?  not really my color and could possibly knock over bradley with this.  no-go.

sophia kokosalaki

love this white number but scared i'm going to botch sophia's name when annoying julia rancik is shoving her mic in my face.  

oscar de le renta

too conservative?

roland mouret

love this color but maybe too boring?

jason wu

worship. wu.

marchesa

and love me some marchesa but i bet this dress weighs a zillion pounds.  and i can't really do backless so much.  and I am being completely realistic in this scenario.

ahh, screw it, i'm totes going emerald green like my other besties on the red carpet.

oscar via neiman marcus

oh and this is charlotte's pick.  

monique via neiman marcus

not too shabby considering phoebe's choice.

yikes.

and the oscar goes to . . .

possibly this guy.

yeah that's right. . . 

you heard me. . .

this guy.

so i'd like to take a moment to publicly declare my undying love  heartfelt congratulations to bradley cooper for getting the coveted best actor oscar nod for silver linings playbook.  he's also up for a golden globe this sunday.  

the ash is visiting this weekend and we are going to see it . . . obvs.  then, while the horse is being a neanderthal at the pats game, our personal superbowl is happening.  

wine. pizza. wine. globes. wine.  YES!

the globes dominate all other awards shows.  movies AND my true love, TV and, ahem, they give them all booze!    

so many of my faves are up.  i need connie britton to win best actress for friday night lights nashville.  

image via 

TAMI TAYLOR for president!

and can we even deal with the BFF co-hosts amy poehler and tina fey?  adorbs.

and best actor in a TV series?  i mean, i die a bit.  nicholas brody vs. walter white vs. nucky thompson vs. don draper.

oh, hello, there.  it's been awhile.

i'm having heart palpitations already.  i'm going to be so pissed if jeff daniels wins for the newsroom, the only show i'm not obsessed with.  he's totes going to.  womp.

i could clearly go on and on about this. . . clearly.

so let's just discuss what i'm going to wear if and when "the call" comes.  unfortch, i'll have to go off the rack since bradley is taking his sweet ass time inviting me.  i'll be soliciting feedback on a few options this afternoon.  stay tuned.

see the complete list of 2013 oscar noms here.

and brush up on the globes here.

{PS affleck got robbed on the oscar director nod for argo.  that movie is legit.  routing for him on sunday}

more red deliciousness

as promised - more options!
totes don't need to wear red for the QOH but i think i'm feeling it this year.  perhaps it's that i'm gearing up for valentine's day.  and i heart heart's day.

had been eyeing this classic by shoshanna.

two ruffled beauties from BCBG.  sorta loving that second one . . a lot.

here's a sweetie on super sale at BHLDN.  not for moi but cute.

OMG. . . 

lindsey foley would never speak to me again.  but i sort of worship this rachel antonoff.  obvs.  too bad i'm not 12 or it would be perf.

i think i've exhausted all the red options.  thoughts?  stick with the parker?  

or explore more colors next week?  you know, just for kicks?