monday fun{ny} day : globes aftermath

there's nothing too funny about today, as i am very tired and have serious january monday blues. 

 seems we got the big girl beds set up just in time for play-off season as i bunked with C after horseface gave an unprecedented pats celebratory performance last night.  i might talk to him again by march.  

and phoebe broke the TV during sgt. brody's acceptance speech.

globes = bust. 

thank gawd the ash was here to keep my loffing through it all.

amy & tina kept me smiling, too.

best line of the night:

"This presenter is so handsome, he makes a young George Clooney look like garbage. Please welcome, a middle-aged George Clooney." (Fey and Poehler)

so true.  

facts of life clooney . . .

 has got nothin' on this guy.

obvs.

worst line of the night:

every word out of jodie foster's mouth.

now for 

the fashions

{was zoe on strike last night?}

the select few that nailed it:

alba

olivia munn

hayden

julianne hough

kristen bell {plus 1}

eva {usually black isn't my fave but she rocked it}

on the fence:

kerry washington

lucy liu

the hair is all wrong but the dress - love-love or not so much?  can't decide. . .

boring but gorge:

jen

connie

claire gets props because her baby is still wet.  she like gave birth in the limo on the way to the globes and she looks like this.

{and extra points for being amazebalz on homeland}

sophia

epic. FAIL.

halle

giuliana

seriously tho WHY this color?  i can't. . .

cannot end on that note because hoot likes happy things not browntown dresses.  so i'll congratulate ben for argo.  totes deserved the win on that one.

{see the complete list of winners here}

and just a final shout out to BC.

i forgive you. . .

now please, please, come whisk me away from this:

and the oscar goes to . . .

possibly this guy.

yeah that's right. . . 

you heard me. . .

this guy.

so i'd like to take a moment to publicly declare my undying love  heartfelt congratulations to bradley cooper for getting the coveted best actor oscar nod for silver linings playbook.  he's also up for a golden globe this sunday.  

the ash is visiting this weekend and we are going to see it . . . obvs.  then, while the horse is being a neanderthal at the pats game, our personal superbowl is happening.  

wine. pizza. wine. globes. wine.  YES!

the globes dominate all other awards shows.  movies AND my true love, TV and, ahem, they give them all booze!    

so many of my faves are up.  i need connie britton to win best actress for friday night lights nashville.  

image via 

TAMI TAYLOR for president!

and can we even deal with the BFF co-hosts amy poehler and tina fey?  adorbs.

and best actor in a TV series?  i mean, i die a bit.  nicholas brody vs. walter white vs. nucky thompson vs. don draper.

oh, hello, there.  it's been awhile.

i'm having heart palpitations already.  i'm going to be so pissed if jeff daniels wins for the newsroom, the only show i'm not obsessed with.  he's totes going to.  womp.

i could clearly go on and on about this. . . clearly.

so let's just discuss what i'm going to wear if and when "the call" comes.  unfortch, i'll have to go off the rack since bradley is taking his sweet ass time inviting me.  i'll be soliciting feedback on a few options this afternoon.  stay tuned.

see the complete list of 2013 oscar noms here.

and brush up on the globes here.

{PS affleck got robbed on the oscar director nod for argo.  that movie is legit.  routing for him on sunday}

SAG happy

so i think the sag fashions blew the globes out of the water.  i have lots of faves!  and i'm actually in a good mood for a monday so don't have anything negative to say except for busy phillips. . . because well, she's just asking for it.

one of my fave games to play with peeps is to ask 'what would you wear to an awards show?'

my stock answer is white because it was such huge big fun to wear white on my wedding day and when else can you wear it, really?  but in reality {you know fake reality} i would go with. . . you guessed it, hot pink.

hennyways, lots o' white last night!

sort of boring but the good wife looks pretty.

a miss for gretchen mol.

is this chick wear the same blah dress as the good wife?

i am totes digging this outfit on rose byrne.  such a risk but i think she pulls it off.  {i'm also heavily involved with her character on damages right now.  ellen parsons does not wear this cool shiz tho}

whatevs . . .

okay again.

winner in white alert!

zoe saldana nailed it.

never thought i'd cite shaun robinson as a best dressed but i love this color.

gorge.  i heart julie bowen, fellow mama of twins.

dianna agron gets my number 1 award for the night.  i think her look is perfection.

reminds me a bit of my all time fave awards show look.  old-school portman.  

stunning, really.

other non-white/pink faves include

michele williams {totes redeemed herself from the globes}

maya rudolph.  just love-love her hilarious ass.

and emily blunt.  gorge in green!  

but i heart her man even more.  special soft spot for jim from the office. 

i'm sorry i just have to address busy.  was she too busy to go shopping?  ha.  but forrealz.  no comprende.

can't end on that note, can we?  i think i just have one last thing to say-

wasn't it so nice of me to loan sofia vergera my body. . . again.

hope that hot biatch appreciates it!

so what would YOU wear?

love-love or not so much: globes 2012

i have to keep today's post brief because i foolishly moved C & p to big girl beds on globes night and let's just say it wasn't what i woud call a smooth transition.

anyhoot, a quick recap of my fave night of the year.

love-love. . .

and not so much. . .

{michelle williams' speech was perfection so i hate to diss her 'look' but it wasn't a fave}

buffy- why. . . whywhywhywhywhywhy would you let your toddler choose your gown?  i barely let c & p pick their own pjs.  NOT okay.

and in a category all her own, cherlize theron -

 nailed it.

ricky gervais made me loff OL, per ushe, but still nothing compares to the intro of the 62nd emmy awards.  a little hamm goes a long way.  i was missing him last night.  here it is for those of you who want 6 minutes of pure joy this morning.

 

you're welcome.

one last thing, hey sofia vergara, i want my body back.